F### Yeah! I got a Liebster Award

I couldn’t believe my eye holes recently when I recieved a message in my comments telling me that my blog had been nominated for a prestigious Liebster award. Possibly the first of many accolades, but i’ll try to refrain from getting ahead of myself. It’s not very often you feel noticed in the gigantic world of the internet so even the smallest bit of recognition is more than appreciated.
I was nominated by the fantastic and talented ‘found this, painted that.’ (If you aren’t following it already, you’re missing out). Go and follow it now before continuing….. I’ll wait.



Followed it? fantastic, then we can continue.
The acceptance of my Liebster award comes with a few little hoops to jump through. That is par for the course with everything in life though. hmmm :/


Ok, here are the rules:

1. Thank your Liebster Blog Award presenter on your blog and link back to them in your post.
Hmmm, I think I already did that but they deserve a second link in case you skipped the bit where I told you to follow them already. Thankyou ‘found this, painted that.’ keep up the good work.

2. Answer the 11 questions from the nominator, list 11 random facts about yourself and create 11 questions for your nominees.
See below for this stuff.

3. Present the Liebster Blog Award to 11 blogs who you feel deserve to be noticed and leave a comment on their blog letting them know they have been chosen.
Ok, I’ll have to do that over the next week or so.

4. Copy and Paste the blog award on your blog.

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(Copied and pasted this whole section and award image came along for the ride Yay!) I’ve also put it on my main banner. I’m so proud.
Note: (These are the “rules” but please feel free to do as you wish. If you have 5 bloggers to nominate instead of 11, and you can only think of 7 random facts about yourself – that’s perfectly fine! )


Questions from ‘Found this painted that’, to me.

  • 1. If you were a superhero, what would your powers be? – Evil Psychic hypnotist.
  • 2. What colour is your bedroom? – A tasteful cream with an accent wall of blue/grey.
  • 3. What’s your idea of the best gift to give? – Anything hand made or with some personal thought put into it.
  • 4. If you could only choose one, would you be beautiful or smart? – Smart
  • 5. What’s the longest amount of time you were away from your home? – Other than when I was at University, only a couple of weeks. That kind of makes me sad for some reason.
  • 6. What do you consider to be the hardest thing you’ve ever done? – I once did a skydive. but adrenalin got me through it.
  • 7. When are you most creative? A.M or P.M – Without a shadow of doubt I’m a night time person. P.M.
  • 8. Ocean or mountains? – I love to surf so it has to be the ocean.
  • 9. Book or computer? – Computer. Sadly, I never seem to have time to read much anymore.
  • 10. Dog or cat? – Dogs are much better but I like that cats have some level of freedom.
  • 11. Coffee or tea? – Coffee. More caffeine the better.

11 Random facts about me:

  • 1. Been playing video games since I was 4 years old in 1980.
  • 2. Can’t stomach mayonaise but have nothing against its ingredients.
  • 3. Life motto, is a cynical ‘question everything’.
  • 4. Favourite comedy is ‘Monty Pythons Life of Brian’
  • 5. I can’t grow a full beard.
  • 6. Hate getting my haircut even though my mother is a hairdresser.
  • 7. I really like biting into blocks of cheese. – guilty pleasure.
  • 8. I’ve arranged my DVD collection into colour order.
  • 9. I have watched ‘First Blood’ more than any other movie. – great film.
  • 10. I very rarely get bored. I can always find something to waste my time.
  • 11. One of my front two teeth is dead, the other is smashed in half and capped.

My questions for my nominees:

1. What is the best car you have driven?
2. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3. What is the first single or album you bought?
4. What is your guilty pleasure?
5. Starwars (original trilogy – prequels don’t exist) or Star trek?
6. Savoury snacks (Crisps(chips if US),olives,pretsils) or sweet snacks (Jellies, chocolate, candy)?
7. Should you throw food out if it says its out of date or trust your nose?
8. What is it called when you slide your scissors through paper or fabric without squeezing them?
9. What is your favourite ‘go to’ website?
10. What really annoys you or creeps you out, even though it really shouldn’t.
11. If you’re not from the UK, what is your perception of British people? If you are, slag of the yanks! haha!

Can’t wait to see all your crazy answers.
Thankyou for your likes, follows, comments and most of all for inspiring me to actually do some creative stuff, rather than watching tv, looking at websites, playing playstation, eating pizza, watching movies and generally procrastinating.

Big thanks again to ‘found this, painted that.’

Superman Man of Steel… and Pantone Swatches

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Superman – Man of Steel has been released. The latest gritty reboot to the Superman franchise. I am still yet to see the movie but I am reliably informed that it is pretty damn good.

Hope you like my Supermantone art. If you do, and would like to purchase a high quality 50cm art print, just send me a message and i will sort something out. All prints are signed and numbered for authenticity.

superman logo

superman cape

Please leave any comments. I’d love to hear what you think. Check out some of my older posts for more pantone inspired art. comic, starwars, iron man, newcastle upon tyne.

Art prints by myself are available from my personal art shop www.monowaveart.co.uk and from society6

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Eye Spy – 20 People You’ll See In Every Shopping Centre

There are many crazy, strange and freaky people to be seen in shooping centres. I work in a retail store in Metro Centre, Gateshead and have witnessed my fair share of weirdness. Below I’ve compiled an eye-spy list of 20 of the people you will likely see throughout the day in most centres.

RULES:
– One point each for spotting any of the weirdos listed below.
– No cheating, it’s just for fun.
– If you spot them all, let me know. – Good Luck!


1. The Uncontrolable Tantrum Kid

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DIFFICULTY – 1/5

Easy to spot. You’ll hear it long before you see it. The sound is straight from the depths of hell and will chill you to your very soul. The tantrum is usually performed by a 3 year old demon that seemingly has no bones in it’s body, slumping to the ground, unable to take another single step. The despairing parent is left with two options (Now that a quick smack is frowned upon). They can either give in to all demands or simply drag the floppy legged squeeling monster along the mall by the arm.


2. The Fat Head Body Builder

Fat Head Body Builder

DIFFICULTY – 2/5

No points for simply spotting a fit guy that just ‘works out’. This is the guy that’s a bit overweight but clearly thinks he’s the peak of physical fitness. Never seen in more than a vest and a pair of jogging pants. He will wander the centre with his arms hanging by his side as if he’s carrying invisible carpets. One of the defining features of Fat Head Body Builder is that he does not undertand a full body workout. It’s all about the arms. Leg day was most definitely skipped and it shows on these fat headed no knecked freaks.


3. The Pensioner With Ice Cream

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DIFFICULTY – 3/5

For some inexplicable reason, old people seem to adore an ice cream. Despite the fact that it is clearly an outdoor summer treat, they will partake, in a mall,  whatever the weather. Unfortunately they aren’t too supple. They will visibly strain at every lick looking like a tortoise that can’t quite reach it’s leafy treat. It’s almost painful to watch as they don’t quite have the eating pace to keep up with messy ice cream meltage.


4. The Guy That Wears Sunglasses Indoors

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DIFFICULTY – 1/5

This guy is generally a self important gimp that has an ego larger than Jupiter. His clearly thinks he’s the height of cool and that everyone is looking at him as if he is someone important…. maybe a celebrity. In reality most are glaring at him in disbelief, thinking, what an absolute f###ing prick.


5. The Nude Coloured Leggings That actually Look Nude

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DIFFICULTY – 5/5

Regular, common or garden, beige, brown or pink leggings do not count for this spot. Point only awarded  if you actually have to take a double take thinking the wearer is actually semi nude. Usually the worst offenders of the nude leggings are the shapeless, overweight blobs that have never met a salad in their lives. Every lump, bump and fold is on show. Not an attractive sight.


6. The Head To Toe Colour Co-ordinator

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DIFFICULTY – 3/5

No points awarded for people dressed in all black, grey or any other neutral colour. This is all about the kind of person that wants to stand out, but has no idea of complimentary colours and just go’s all out ‘block colour!’. Point awarded for connect 3 (co-ordinated shoes, trousers and top). Extra point for connect 4 (co-ordinated shoes, trousers, top and hat). *On men, matching trainers, tracksuit and cap is also a connect 4 for the win!


7. The “Hilarious” Fancy Dress

fancy dress

DIFFICULTY – 4/5

Everyone loves fancy dress, and everyone thinks those in fancy dress are hilarious. These are just two of the misconceptions that shopping centre fancy dress wearers suffer from. They aren’t dressed  for any occassion, they are just dressed to,  ‘be crazy and fun’ and ‘freak people out’. People in T-shirts on stag or hen do’s don’t count. Point only for the annoying twats that think they are being  ‘really original, clever and zany’ (They aren’t). Biggest offender is the prick in the morph suit. Despite being entirely covered and annonymous, they are always the most extrovert, annoying c**ts you will need to avoid.


8. The Jaunty Angled Cap

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DIFFICULTY – 1/5

One of the easiest on the list. This is the f##kwit that wasn’t given any training on how to wear a hat and hasn’t quite figured out the correct way yet. No points awarded for cap worn straight forwards or straight bachwards. This is for those that feel the need to go against any sort of functionality or aesthetic appeal and twist their cap to the most silly, ridiculous and uncomfortable position possible. Extra point awarded if the dick with the jaunty hat also still has the ugly round metalic sticker on the peak. (Extra, extra point if you can tell me a good rerason why the f### they feel the need to leave the sticker on their hat???)


9. The Head and Neck Tattoo and Piercing Freak

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DIFFICULTY – 3/5

This, difficult to employ, individual has clearly made some bad decisions in their life. No points for simple eyebrow or nose studs. This is all about massive ear guaging and facial tattoos. From rock fan to prison escapee, the tattoo and piercing guy is . Please pity these people. Despite the overtly confident personas, they are all dead from regret inside.


10. The Arguing Couple

arguing couple

DIFFICULTY – 3/5

Everyone has seen this couple at some point. Sometimes they will scream and shout but all the more satisfying to see the couple argue without making a scene. Muted accusations and gritted teath threats can be amazingly entertaining to witness.


11. The Crotch Too Low/Pants too Visible Guy

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DIFFICULTY – 2/5

Wearing your trousers low with the crotch by your knees, your arse hanging out the top and looking like you have shat your pants does NOT look in any way, shape or form ‘cool’.

There are two schools of thought on where this abomination of a look came from:

1- American gangsters got hand-me-downd from their older brothers. The more baggy the clothes, the bigger your brother…. therfore, don’t mess wi me bro.

2- In american prisons you wear you pants sticking to show that you are open for some… erm… special back door attention.

An easy point as teenagers are unaware how daft they look.


12. The Inappropriately Dressed Underaged Girl

innapropriate teen

DIFFICULTY – 3/5

It amazes me, when I see some of the outragiously slutty outfits that young teens seem to be allowed to wear. The parents of these children should be ashamed of themselves for letting their children out like that. During my times working in a shopping centre i’ve seen girls in  ‘shorter than short’ shorts, see through tops, stockings, high heels, ‘belt like’ mini skirts and various combinations of them all. Put some fricking clothes on and have some dignity.


13. The Just Blatantly Adjusting My Junk Guy

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DIFFICULTY – 4/5

As a male I do understand the need to sometimes adjust my gentleman bits occasionally. I won’t however do it in full view of everyone around me. The point is earned for the more blatent offender. The guy that reaches down his pants (usually jogging bottoms) and rumages around for a bit too long. Point only for ‘inside the pants’ adjusting, nothing for a simple nut grab.


14. The Weird Emo

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DIFFICULTY – 2/5

Emo kids are everywhere these days but every so often you’ll encounter an uber emo. These are the extreme cases that even a regualar emo would avoid in a social situation. Not that emo’s have enough time for being social. Too much moping, crying, poetry and self harm to be getting on with. 😉


15. The Off Duty Santa

santa

DIFFICULTY – 4/5

Santa only works one night a year. His slave elves do the hard work and he takes all the glory. Occasionally, he can be spotted… out of uniform, trying to blend in with the general public. The massive, bright white beard is a massive givaway though. Never approach this ‘secret santa’  as he will mark you down as naughty in his little book and you wont get any presents at christmas.


16. The Mobile Phone Zombie

phone zombie

DIFFICULTY – 2/5

This dickhead is a danger to themselves and others. All periferal information away from their phone is filtered out. These idiots will meander along a mall at a snails pace occasionally stopping or changing direction with no regard for anyone around them. Despite the fact that they will block, bump and obstuct regular, aware humans, they will never apologise for their idiotic behaviour. The best you ‘ll ever get is an incomprehensible zombie grunt or groan.


17. The Deluded Blatent Transvestite

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DIFFICULTY – 5/5

The deluded obvious transvestite is an odd creature. Blatantly a possesor of trouser vegetables, but no one will ever point it out to them. Everyone has to play along with their extravagant game of dressy-up. Despite almost everyone pointing and sniggering, this poor fella is blissfully unaware that they are not fooling anyone. If the massive hands and adams apple aren’t enough of a givaway, surely the five o’clock shadow will be.


18. The Woman Shopping in Ridiculously High Heels

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DIFFICULTY – 2/5

Five inches or shorter are nothing. We are talking full on, dangerous, stilt like, killer heels. The kind of heels a stripper would refuse to wear saying, ‘There’s no way I can walk in them!’. Shopping in flat shoes will hurt a normal person’s feet. How the f### do some people shop in their most outragious, crazy, high, sex shoes.


19. The Disgruntled Sales Assistant

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DIFFICULTY – 1/5

Not at all difficult to spot. Within the first 2 or 3 shops you visit you will likely run into this abomonation of a creature. Most people are a bit miffed when they are at work but there is just something extra with this person. They won’t approach you and there is not a chance in hell you want to apprach them. If they do have to help in any way, or worse, take a sale, they will do the bare minimum to get you out of their face so they can go back to counting down the minutes till they get to go home to their miserable lives.


20. The Guy that Looks Like Jesus

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DIFFICULTY – 5/5

Jesus has returned and he shops among us. He may have changed his clothes but the long lank hair and crap beard are unmistakable. He’s shopping for bargains, ‘cos jesus apparantly likes to save.


Good luck everyone and happy hunting. If you think of any blatent ommissions that you see in your centre, just comment below. I can already think of at least 10 more, but needed to keep the list down to a level that wouldn’t drive me mad.

Please leave comments or pass this on to anyone you know that works in retail. Thanks.